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Join Tracy Tedesco for a real Girls Night Out at the Urban Cougar Comedy Show at Showcase Comedy www.showcasecomedy.com in Atlanta on 3/9 and 10. As a real life Cougar comedian, Tracy will have you falling off your chairs laughing about dating, mating, and hookups for the thirty and fortysomething Cougar crowd.
Tracy is a nationally touring comedian working comedy clubs, colleges and events across the US and is producer of The Funny Femmes- Queens of Comedy. In February of 2006, Tracy was featured in the Red Eye www.redeyechicago.com, a Tribune publication, in an article about Urban Cougars, women who date younger men. While she was thrilled with being called a Cougar, her friends persist in referring to her as an Old Cheetah. Geraldo at Large, www.geraldoatlarge.com, featured her in their 3/1/06 segment on Cougars, which was aired on Fox News and CBS affiliates nationwide. After her TV debut, Tracy began to be constantly approached by erotically challenged men in their early twenties. Tracy also cowrites a relationship advice column for Soak Magazine www.soakmag.com with Vaughan Palelei, “He Says, She Says – Estrogen with An Attitude vs. a Thinking Man’s Neanderthal.”
You can also see Tracy on WE’s Secret Lives of Women episode on Cougars http://www.we.tv/uploads/SecretLives/, which will air starting in April on Tuesdays at 10ET.
Ladies, don’t miss your official Cougar Girls Night Out. And guys, come meet some hot hootchies after they are liquored up and ready to get their freak on!
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Yo D-Vag!
Girl, you say it like it is. I want to know what you think I should tell my mom, a total dopefield skankho, who keeps on hitting on my new man. Literally, it’s like the only thing she didn’t do on Thanksgiving was sit on his face for dessert. I’m tired of the skanky bitch, even if she’s my mom. Her generation has absolutely no sense. They’re all fools if you ask me.
Ho Mom Victim
Dear Ho Mom Victim:
I truly feel for you, as offspring of heinous Boomer parents who refuse to go away into the sunset with their tails tucked behind their lipo’d asses. 50 years ago, a woman was happy to be alive at 60, and didn’t expect to be a size 0, with perky breasts, a six pack and Kegels tighter than a bull’s ass.
You won’t be able to change your dopefield skankho mom. These women are the most lying bitches ever in the history of moms. Just say no@!? WTF? The only thing she didnt say no to was shagging a donkey in her dorm. Maybe if she wasn’t so busy snorting coke off from a hippie’s dick, you would have turned out better with a smidge more self esteem.
I’d set the bar low in terms of expectations on your mom’s behavior with men. This generation burned their bras and thought they were so revolutionary. Now these reactionary fat wenches are gorging at Old Country Buffet, a place where the retarded feed the downtrodden. I’d not expect much better from your Ho Mom.
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I’m almost totally deaf in my right ear, which makes it difficult at any room I’m working when having to listen to comics talk into my bad ear. The other night at Twisted Taco www.twistedtaco.com, I told one of the comics to talk to my good ear.
“Good ear? You’re deaf? I thought you liked me! Always turning your head and flipping your hair like my sisters do!”
The biggest thing that sucks about being half deaf is that I can’t wear a sign. And no one believes me. Sometimes I have to get so close that I get a bad ass whiff of smoker beer breath deathbreath.
The good thing about being deaf is that you can ignore assholes.
